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Vampires

Vampires, will have a tough time making it to Mystery Science Theater 3000 on television.

James Woods' talent is wasted on this silly boar.  These vampires quickly forget the seduction and sex of vampires and spend their time ripping out pieces of neck, like Mike Tyson takes off pieces of ear.  Heads literally role and the Catholic church is raked over the coals by the chief vampire chaser, Jack Crow (Woods).

Repetitive ripping of bodies and absurd situations make it difficult for the audience to decide if they should react in fright or by laughing.

It is rated R for violence and nudity.

 
Frank
Chris
Linda
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Vampires
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