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Assassin's Creed

Assassin's Creed
Starring:
Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard and Jeremy Iron


Rated: PG-13  for intense sequences of violence and action, thematic elements and brief strong language.
Reviewed by: Dave  
Release date: December 23, 2016 Released by: Twentieth Century Fox

What is Hollywood's obsession with turning video games into feature films? Makes no logical sense, it's already entertainment. Trying to stay awake during this dumb-ass bore-fest was really an exercise in frustration. I was on the verge of falling asleep after the first twenty minutes.
 
Kinda makes you wonder why big name stars such as Michael Fassbender, Maria Cotillard, and Jeremy Irons would even be a part of this dog; must have been a big, fat juicy salary to lower themselves for this garbage?
 
As the movie progressed it just went from bad to worse, indescribably boring, stupid, and incoherent at its finest hour. Anyone who spends good money to see this pile of nonsense is being ripped-off.

Its real title should have been Ass-Ass-In's Crud.

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